margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
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He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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