Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
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She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
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Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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