how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
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you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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