You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
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doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
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I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
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