Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
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I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
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Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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