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I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
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Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
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We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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