Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
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She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
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I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
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