So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
A+ Viking dick
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize