just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
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I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
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People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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