i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
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I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
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...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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