this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
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i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
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Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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