Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
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You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
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he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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