I am puke
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
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The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
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Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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