I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
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Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
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Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
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