Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
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The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
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Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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