A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
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They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
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I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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