Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
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the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
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The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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