Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
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After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
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I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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