Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
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I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
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Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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