Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
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I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
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You may now shotgun with the bride
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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