No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
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Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
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I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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