Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
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Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
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Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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