i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
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she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
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You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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