It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
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I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
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His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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