i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
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I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
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While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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