You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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