I am puke
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
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i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
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Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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