In the future we'll all be gay
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
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Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
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We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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