I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
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Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
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She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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