p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
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Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
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Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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