how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
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It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
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