If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
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Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
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He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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