4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
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She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
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I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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