Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
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Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
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I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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