it hurts more in the daytime
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
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Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
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He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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