What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
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Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
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Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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