Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
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At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
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WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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