I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
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Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
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I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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