Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
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i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
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He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
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