This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
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it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
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Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
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