Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
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okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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