I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
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I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
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How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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