Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
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My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
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I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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