And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
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There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
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There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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