Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
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Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
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He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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