yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
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i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
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She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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