weddingsv make me drug and hornr
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
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I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
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I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize