Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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