Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
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Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
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We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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