i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
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She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
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Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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