We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
It's just like the Real World with babies
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
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i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
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I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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